[He did bring some vodka, but not for everyone. Six years ago, he got half the student body drunk once, but now that he's only barely a college student anymore, it'd suddenly be a lot sketchier to go sharing with high school kids.]

Right? I don't know, I went into this snack shop and I totally lost it a little. It all just looked so good!

So? Are you like, gonna introduce yourself, or what?