As they turn the corner, they find a U-man with his back to them. His first indication that they're there is his gun suddenly turning into a Super Soaker. He looks around in confusion. "What the-- where are you? Come out!"

Feliks imagines some rickety old roller-blades in place of the man's shoes, and glances to Amelia as he starts flailing and shooting water down the hall. "Ladies first?"