"You are not my confessor. But, if it bothers you so much-"

She pulls out the drawer and begins laying out its contents on the desk. Unfortunately, this means there's a lot of stuff she's had to confiscate off the students, including but not limited to a box of condoms (each one had a different smiley face scribbled on), several shades of lipsticks, a lighter, some packs of gum, a yoyo and numerous phones that had gone off during class, waiting to be collected at the end of the day.

"Satisfied?"