[OPEN] Let me hear your voice

[seduceme]

Who: Christelle and anyone who might be moving past the language classroom during lunch time
What: Someone's stolen the Big Bad Wolf's phone and is setting all the staff ringtones to personalised moans
When: 17/09
Where: The French/Spanish classroom
Warnings: Annoying women transforming into her colleagues to make nsfw sounds into a phone. Most likely, this will attract some swearing at her.

Christelle likes to be creative when it comes to her pranks, particularly when dealing with Bigby Wolf. Given his rude dismissal of a date she'd arranged for him with a lovely young woman in the city, she'd filched his phone during one of their last conversations (i.e. she kept making jokes of his eating habits until he tried to punch her. Again.). Now that she's got some time between classes on her lunch break, she's going through his contact list and making custom ringtones for each of the staff, transforming into said person and practising making some rather inappropriate sounds until she's satisfied with one, saved, and moved on. She's even being productive, practising the noises while marking papers!

Needless to say, anyone stopping in will catch her as any of the other staff members pausing mid-moan to greet them, easily transforming back into her regular self. "Bonjour! Did you need something?"

Comments

[thirdarrow]

It would have been an otherwise normal day for Takakage if not for the strange sounds coming from one of the classrooms. He had finished a lecture and was about to head back to the staff room to mark assignments - until he hears Christelle's repertoire of sounds. The first thought that comes to mind is of a few people who may be injured - but when he confirms its source and scans the room, it seems to have come from only one person.

How strange.

He opens the door a little too slowly to catch her before she transforms back. There is no one injured here, at least not that he can immediately perceive - then why would she be...

"Did something happen?"

[seduceme]

Christelle just smiles innocently as she puts the phone calmly away in her desk drawer. "Non, nothing at all."

[thirdarrow]

You're not going to convince him this easily.

"Are you sure?"

His voice is still calm, but there is an unusual sharpness in his eyes. If Christelle had been doing something strange, or worse - injuring someone...

[seduceme]

If Christelle were injuring someone, there would be a very bloody body being carefully stashed away. She's a professional.

"Ouais, just entertaining myself as I mark the last test," she assures him, holding up a page she's going over in red.

[thirdarrow]

He raises an eyebrow.

"By imitating our colleagues?" At least have some decorum...?

Plus, he was quite sure he heard something very similar to himself. A quick scan reveals no other individuals other than the two of them in this room.

[seduceme]

"Wouldn't you if you could?"

That's actually a serious question with a surprised look on her face to accompany it. She's not above temporarily assuming someone else's form just to make faces in the mirror.

[thirdarrow]

"No, I would not." Because it's rude. He certainly wouldn't appreciate being duplicated.

And of course, he has noticed her putting something into the drawer. He is observant, after all.

"May I know what you have placed in your desk?"

[niepokonany]

[Really, Feliks just happens to be walking past the classroom, on his way to the room where the class he TAs for is held -- he's pretty sure he left a notebook in there that he needs for his homework.]

[But then he hears something, muffled by the door. A voice? A familiar one, he's sure. Actually, isn't that...?]

[He opens the door before he can think to stop himself, just in time to see 'Fai' with his head thrown back, begging--]

[And God, he can't even say anything, even when Christelle transforms back and greets him. He just stands there, wide-eyed and pink up to his ears, unable to process anything.]

[seduceme]

[She just stares right back at him, waiting for a response before sighing.] Mon petit ami, you 'ave a little something on your chin. [It might be drool she's indicating, tapping her own face with a gloved finger.]

[niepokonany]

[His mouth opens, closes, opens again -- nope, no good. He covers his mouth and chin with a shaking hand, trying to prevent any undignified squeaking sounds from making their way out. Unfortunately, this is a fool's errand. They're just, you know, smaller and muffled.]

[...Should he just flee? Would that make it better? He kind of wants to, but he feels rooted to the spot, and so, after a few moments, he pulls his hand away from his mouth.]

Oh my God, what? I. Um. I didn't-- uh!

[seduceme]

... Do you need to sit down? [She's starting to stand because she's not sure she's ever seen Feliks at a loss for words.]

[niepokonany]

[Yeah, he's usually not lacking those so much.]

[He shakes his head, still blushing furiously.]

No--I mean. I don't. I. Maybe? No!

[He still can't quite make himself move.]

[seduceme]

[Sighing, she comes over and begins leading him inside.] Sit down, Feliks.

[presumably the last log chronologically]

[whosafraidofthe]

It took several hours to figure out his phone was missing. Another two to give up on tracking it down and investigate Chris. And about five minutes for him to smell his phone in her hands, and kick the door in as soon as he hears a moan.

"What the hell are you doing?" He's skipped past the warning growls, this time his eyes are yellow and his teeth sharp, and his face and body much fluffier than usual. His clawed fists are curled at his sides and he is, for once since he got here, truly ready to break heads.

hehehehehe

[seduceme]

She blinks innocently as she transforms back to herself, casually slipping his phone down her cleavage. "Nothing?"

[whosafraidofthe]

Bigby marches right on over to grab her desk and shove it onto its side.

"Give it back. Now."

[seduceme]

"I was marking those-" she complains as her papers go flying. Nonetheless, she's on her feet and ready to run for a window. "Did someone piss in your coffee?"

[whosafraidofthe]

Bigby doesn't really listen, opting instead to reach for her neck, too set on his intent to slam her Into a wall to consider that trying to attack her has never worked before.

[seduceme]

Whup- she quickly ducks the reaching hand and dodges to one side, perching on a window sill at a much safer distance. "I'll take that as a yes?"

[wholovesyou]

[Moxxi hears what's going on and can't help but want to know more. Sounds like her kind of prank.]

Come on now, sugar. Give it another try, this time with feeling.

[seduceme]

[She snorts while in Moxxi's guise before shifting back to herself.] There's only so much feeling I can put into this before someone comes barging in demanding to know 'oo put on the pornography.

[wholovesyou]

Knowing the kind of people we have gathered up in here, I'm pretty sure they'd end up wanting more.

I know I do.

[seduceme]

Oh, I don't know. Takakage seemed personally offended. [Snorts.]

[wholovesyou]

Please, sugar. He'd be offended if the lights were off and they're both underneath the covers with their eyes closed.

[seduceme]

Per'aps 'e would prefer blindfolds. [Excuse her, she's a grown woman, not a sniggering child. Not at all.]