[OPEN] Let me hear your voice

[seduceme]

Who: Christelle and anyone who might be moving past the language classroom during lunch time
What: Someone's stolen the Big Bad Wolf's phone and is setting all the staff ringtones to personalised moans
When: 17/09
Where: The French/Spanish classroom
Warnings: Annoying women transforming into her colleagues to make nsfw sounds into a phone. Most likely, this will attract some swearing at her.

Christelle likes to be creative when it comes to her pranks, particularly when dealing with Bigby Wolf. Given his rude dismissal of a date she'd arranged for him with a lovely young woman in the city, she'd filched his phone during one of their last conversations (i.e. she kept making jokes of his eating habits until he tried to punch her. Again.). Now that she's got some time between classes on her lunch break, she's going through his contact list and making custom ringtones for each of the staff, transforming into said person and practising making some rather inappropriate sounds until she's satisfied with one, saved, and moved on. She's even being productive, practising the noises while marking papers!

Needless to say, anyone stopping in will catch her as any of the other staff members pausing mid-moan to greet them, easily transforming back into her regular self. "Bonjour! Did you need something?"

Comments

[thirdarrow]

"Choosing not to defame our colleagues would not have cause you grevious harm. Unless I am mistaken, then by all means please enlighten me."

Oh, he's not done with you yet. That phone is most probably not hers. And she has inadvertently admitted to recording voices.

"What will you be doing with those voices, may I know?"

[seduceme]

"A little joke between one of our colleagues," she sniffed, lighting up her cigarette and putting the phone back down. "I imagine 'e will throw a tantrum but it's 'ardly something irreparable."

[thirdarrow]

"You will incur the wrath of more than one individual. if you decide to go through with this." He can think of at least three people who would be just as furious as he. Though he can't (and has enough self-control not to) force her to give the phone to him, he certainly can take note of it's appearance and seek out who it is.

"Hardly something irreparable, you say? Quite a few will hold you to those words."

[seduceme]

"Go water the plants or whatever it is you do to relax yourself," she snorts, taking a relaxed inhale of smoke. "And if they 'ave problems with the matter, they can come and 'ave it sorted themselves without you standing in as their little white knight."

She then checks the time and adds, "You may want to leave in any case. I do believe the owner will be coming soon and I imagine things will get very noisy."

Surely Bigby's figured out where his phone has gone by now.

[thirdarrow]

He just watches her for a few moments, expression unreadable.

"Be careful when you gamble, Desrosiers. You may lose much more than you bargained for."

For once, he pronounces her surname flawlessly despite his accent. There is a very brief flash of disdain in his eyes before he takes his leave.

[seduceme]

"Enjoy the rest of your day~" she calls after him 'sweetly' before going through Bigby's contacts again.