xavier_institute_logs | [OPEN] Let me hear your voice

Who: Christelle and anyone who might be moving past the language classroom during lunch time
What: Someone's stolen the Big Bad Wolf's phone and is setting all the staff ringtones to personalised moans
When: 17/09
Where: The French/Spanish classroom
Warnings: Annoying women transforming into her colleagues to make nsfw sounds into a phone. Most likely, this will attract some swearing at her.

Christelle likes to be creative when it comes to her pranks, particularly when dealing with Bigby Wolf. Given his rude dismissal of a date she'd arranged for him with a lovely young woman in the city, she'd filched his phone during one of their last conversations (i.e. she kept making jokes of his eating habits until he tried to punch her. Again.). Now that she's got some time between classes on her lunch break, she's going through his contact list and making custom ringtones for each of the staff, transforming into said person and practising making some rather inappropriate sounds until she's satisfied with one, saved, and moved on. She's even being productive, practising the noises while marking papers!

Needless to say, anyone stopping in will catch her as any of the other staff members pausing mid-moan to greet them, easily transforming back into her regular self. "Bonjour! Did you need something?"

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Christelle laughs in response and jumps out the window, clinging on to the side of the building like a rather blue gecko as she scales the wall down to the ground to flee.

Yep he's not letting her get away with this, he is lunging out of the window and heading straight after her. And as it turns out he is much, much faster when he's angry.

Well, it's proving to be good for her legwork at least, even if she has to abandon her shoes and wreck her stockings in the process (Bigby you will pay for those). She runs through the masses of students, cheerily telling them to get out of the way or they'll get eaten by Mr. Wolf.

And one can hope they heed the warning, because he is wavering between shoving people out of the way and bowling them over just for being obstacles. He's decided he's not giving up this chase until he can land a good punch on her. And he has the stamina to keep this up all day.

Is this about getting his phone back or punching her? It's becoming rather difficult to tell! She's suspecting she might need to pilfer a car at this rate.

At this point he'd go for either. But pilfering a car is not a great move, it will inevitably gain her an angry and completely black-furred Bigby on the roof of it. Clawing up the top.

Perhaps not a car then.

Still, she can't keep up this running all day, so eventually she pulls out his phone, leaves a bright red kiss mark on the screen, and tosses it over her shoulder before darting back into the school building to seek refuge.

Well he's not happy to let his prey go - and after that chase he absolutely considers her prey - but retrieving what he was originally after at least calms him enough to reality ripping apart one of the teachers would probably not go over great with Xavier. So she's safe. For now.

...How the hell does he fix his phone.

Minutes later, he gets a text accompanied by a loud, feminine moan from his phone.

You owe me new stockings.

This gets a wince of shock and a minute if silence as he processes that that undeniably came from his phone.

Fuck you.

Not without dinner and a proper date first.

This gets no reply due to him throwing the phone on the ground and throwing a temper tantrum.

A moment of silence for the trees and one street lamp scratched up terribly in the process.

Christelle has no regrets.

Enjoy the rest of your day~

[OPEN] Let me hear your voice

He could outspeak Shakespeare with that language

[exits pursued by a werewolf]

[Benny Hill music plays]

unfamiliar but assuming it's a hilarious comment ffft

You have not had a full education until you've heard that song. Just google it.

I have heard this song and never knew a name for it thank you for this

Excellent 8D

Today I have been enlightened.

It has been an educational day.

Re: It has been an educational day.

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