Come What May [OPEN!]

[niepokonany]

WHO: Fai, Feliks, and anyone and everyone!
WHAT: Mr. Feliks Łukasiewicz and Mr. Fai Flourite, together with their families, have requested the honor of your presence at their wedding!
WHERE: In and around the Institute!
WHEN: Backdated to April 7th.
WARNING(S): Alcohol use among the mostly-responsible adults, potentially lethal concentrations of fierceness. If anything unexpected happens, put it in the subject lines!



The last six years dragged and dragged, and the last six weeks have been such a rush.

Getting everything put together on such short notice has involved pulling a number of strings, a nearly impossible amount of free time, and an amount of money that Feliks would rather not even talk about, but when the big day dawns bright and clear, there's no time to worry about any of that. All morning, there's a bustle of activity as the decorations are set up and a small legion of Polish and Italian aunts occupy the kitchen -- it'd be pretty hard to miss all the commotion if you tried.

The ceremony is in the afternoon, with the reception stretching into the evening. Everyone is invited, and the dress code is "be fabulous." So, what are you all waiting for?

[OOC: Will put up headers for different parts of the party. Feel free to use this as a mingle opportunity!]

Comments

[niepokonany]

...That totally doesn't make me feel any better?

[seduceme]

Oh ye of little faith.

[Finishing up on the final touches, she pets his cheek with a smirk on her face.]

It should provide some 'inspiration'.

[niepokonany]

{Mary, Joseph, and --}

D-did you give us porn?

[seduceme]

Of course not!

[Wow, who do you think she is?]

That's for Christmas.

[niepokonany]

I'm like 400% sure that's against my religion.

[seduceme]

Don't be ridiculous. I remember no mention of pornography in the ten commandments, unless you think you would come to covet the actors or they incite you to commit adultery.

[Smirk.]

Non, you are far too in love with Fai to ever do such things, so perish the thought and enjoy it when it comes. And comes~

[niepokonany]

They didn't even have video cameras back then! Like, I'm pretty sure one of the Popes said some stuff about it??

[Why is his voice so high? Why won't the earth just swallow him up? All he can even manage at that last part is a little indignant squeak.]

[seduceme]

They 'ad paintings, carvings and stone reliefs, ouais?

[Gently petting Feliks' cheek.] Now then, I will go check on your lovely groom to be and make sure 'e isn't working 'imself into a stressed mess as you were. Can I trust that you won't tear at your 'air in a frenzy?

[niepokonany]

Do you know how long I've spent on my hair today?

[seduceme]

People often forget the details when they grow agitated.

[She kisses the air over his cheeks to save him the grief of lipstick marks and straightens, giving his skirts one last tweak before stepping back.]

Don't trip on the way to the altar.

[niepokonany]

I know I rock the minis way more than the ballgowns, but come on, I do know how to walk in longer stuff.

[seduceme]

Ouais, but this is your wedding. Nerves can do strange things to people.

[niepokonany]

What would I be nervous about? I'm totally not nervous.

[Okay, except maybe about the sex part, but he's pretty done discussing that with her.]

[seduceme]

Except for 'popping the cherry' tonight. Just lie back and think of Poland.

[Apparently she's not done teasing him yet. As if she ever will be.]

[niepokonany]

--It might not be that! You don't know! I could have been having all kinds of sex!

[Feliks: Worst liar ever.]

[seduceme]

[Just giving him a deadpan stare.]

Of course you 'ave. Just like I 'ave been attending Sunday mass for the past decade.

[niepokonany]

Wouldn't you, like, catch on fire if you crossed the threshold of an actual church?

[He says it with love. Sort of. Sort-of-love.]

[seduceme]

Of course not, but my 'orns and tail might pop out unexpectedly, which would ruin any 'eadwear and dress I might wear.

[niepokonany]

...Okay, so maybe not all the time, but I could have once or twice?

[In theory. Or rather, for the sake of arguing.]

[seduceme]

You could 'ave, ouais, but you didn't. Unless you count all that vodka you swilled down as performing oral sex on a bottle.

[niepokonany]

Wha-- I don't drink straight from the bottle!

[What kind of heathen do you think he is?]

[seduceme]

[Raising. The. Brow.]

[niepokonany]

........Except in emergencies.

[Like if he doesn't have a glass around, or if he's so pissed at life he's going to try and drink all the vodka.]

[seduceme]

So every time you decided to assault the school network with your caterwauling in an attempt to deny your feelings for Fai?

[niepokonany]

That was like, one time!

[...This year.]